Can I start this day over?
Please?
Pretty please?
With extra sugar on top?
Wait, let me retract that last one. No more sugar please!
I have no one to blame but me.
I indulged myself with a donut this morning. Goodness I cannot remember the last time I had one. I think it was last fall.
In my defense cider was involved.
I ate far too much for lunch. As in my entire turkey sub, potato chips, and a chocolate chip cookie.
Ugh!
So while feeling fat and bloated. I managed to overstress myself with work causing me to leave late for my laser session.
Which wasn't too bad until I kept getting stuck in traffic. A 35 minute ride turned into a hour and a half.
Which did make me late.
Then proceeded to have various parts of my body zapped with a laser. Most notably my face.
And...
...SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!!!!!
It hurt something fierce today. Worse then usual.
So now I feel battered, beaten, tender, and raw. To go with fat, bloated and just generally bleh.
At least I only had a salad for dinner.
Yeah, yeah, I know I had a donut and a cookie today. Don't remind me.
What I wanted to know is why the price we pay for trying to be our true selves, wasn't in the handbook?
What you didn't get your handbook?!?!
Now that I think about it, neither did I?
I am so writing a stern letter to management about that.
Oh and I just realized I still have to finish my Chicago write up.
Before I can do that please excuse me while I get my bloated chubby butt on the treadmill.
Yay!
Is it time for bed yet?
Please?
Pretty please?
With extra sugar on top?
Wait, let me retract that last one. No more sugar please!
I have no one to blame but me.
I indulged myself with a donut this morning. Goodness I cannot remember the last time I had one. I think it was last fall.
In my defense cider was involved.
I ate far too much for lunch. As in my entire turkey sub, potato chips, and a chocolate chip cookie.
Ugh!
So while feeling fat and bloated. I managed to overstress myself with work causing me to leave late for my laser session.
Which wasn't too bad until I kept getting stuck in traffic. A 35 minute ride turned into a hour and a half.
Which did make me late.
Then proceeded to have various parts of my body zapped with a laser. Most notably my face.
And...
...SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!!!!!
It hurt something fierce today. Worse then usual.
So now I feel battered, beaten, tender, and raw. To go with fat, bloated and just generally bleh.
At least I only had a salad for dinner.
Yeah, yeah, I know I had a donut and a cookie today. Don't remind me.
What I wanted to know is why the price we pay for trying to be our true selves, wasn't in the handbook?
What you didn't get your handbook?!?!
Now that I think about it, neither did I?
I am so writing a stern letter to management about that.
Oh and I just realized I still have to finish my Chicago write up.
Before I can do that please excuse me while I get my bloated chubby butt on the treadmill.
Yay!
Is it time for bed yet?
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